Timeline

Are you confused about the timeline of DSEINAS? Well, I was too, until I realized there was none. So, I constructed one. I didn't add years. That'll just bring up more confusion (At least for me) in my opinion.

Timeline

 * Davie Bazooka creates Earth
 * Barack Obama purges the entire planet Globama, before fleeing to earth
 * Terriousity and Not Popsicle are born
 * 8hvz is born
 * UninspiringContent is born
 * Shrek is born
 * Shrek's Father leaves Shrek on the curb
 * Barack Obama becomes President
 * Barack Obama has a son named Ojama
 * Avengers are formed
 * Uninspiring, Terri, Popsicle and 8hvz move to SwagCity
 * Popsicle becomes a famous contract killer
 * Popsicle forms the Igbo Mafia
 * Igbo Mafia opens up first chain, a small diner
 * Uninspiring gets a job at the diner
 * Shrek has a son
 * You (The Player) get an apartment in SwagCity
 * Jared gets a job at the Subway outside of SwagCity
 * Pokemonmaster25013 begins robbing the Diner for his brothers
 * Iron Man becomes a psychopathic murderer
 * Davie Bazooka releases the zombie apocalypse
 * Suicide rates rise to 98%
 * Shrek kidnaps a man and interrogates him on his father's location
 * You (The Player) throw an end of the world party as the first 4 zombies break in
 * You (The Other Player) somehow pissed off the entire military and jump off a tall building to escape them
 * Pokemonmaster25013 is caught robbing the diner and is held at gunpoint
 * Uninspiring, Terri, and 8hvz move to a log cabin in the middle of nowhere to escape the zombies
 * Military set up in a cave near the location of Uninspiring, Terri and 8hvz's log cabin, to spy on raiders (Escaped criminals working together)
 * Military and raiders start a war
 * Mike the Military guy is infected
 * The entire party you (The Player) thrown was invaded by zombies and all are now infected
 * Pokemonmaster25013 is surrounded by zombies and sacrifices himself for his little brothers to escape
 * Ojama and a clan of others escape SwagCity
 * Uninspiring, Terri, and 8hvz order a hitman (Popsicle) to kill Siazers2 and loraynemma
 * Ojama's clan is slain by his father, leaving Ojama alone
 * Pnged hijacks a bus and leaves SwagCity with Thekillerborboh, Roechenin and Littlebitdevious
 * The zombie hoards grown larger around the log cabin area, causing Uninspiring and 8hvz to split up and leave Terri to survive by himself
 * Pnged picks up Ojama
 * Barack Obama finds Terri and claims him his apprentice
 * Popsicle pulls up to Subway and kills Mr. flimflam
 * Popsicle argues with Jared about wanting a cheeseburger even though they don't have it
 * Uninspiring runs into Itspokepal and Sonic, as well as IICaptainMarvelousII
 * The bus drives past Subway, where Popsicle is still arguing with Jared
 * Obama and Terri find the bus, and terrorize it, killing Roechenin and Littlebitdevious, leaving 2 survivors
 * Popsicle gets into a fight with Jared, without knowing Jared has the ability to control and absorb fire
 * Uninspiring and the other 3 find thekillerborboh, who was massively injured after the bus crash
 * Popsicle wins the fight with Jared, but only barely
 * Uninspiring and the others heal killer
 * Popsicle challenges Davie Bazooka to a fight
 * Popsicle is killed fighting Davie Bazooka
 * Uninspiring and the other 4 form a group called the Ravagers

Year

 * Obama was elected on 2008, making it safe to assume that from Terri's birth to Shrek's abandonment is set in 2008. The rest from then on can't be determined.

Presidency

 * It's safe to assume George W. Bush was the president while Obama was purging Globama, as he runs for president almost as soon as he comes to Earth.